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my ‘middle-east’ day

dear Diet, things just aren’t going to work out between us. it’s not me… it’s you!! you are tasteless, boring & I can’t stop cheating on you. I wish there was a way to donate fat like everyone can donate blood… the only reason I’m fat, is because a skinny body couldn’t possibly store all […]

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